It's totally random around here.
This morning so far ...
me: Rio! Where are your pants?
rio: Beats me! Maybe in the bathroom?
me: Well, go put them on.
rio: That's okay Mommy. My butt is still warm!
Bear wanders downstairs
bear: Rio? Pants?
rio: Tell Mommy.
bear: I think I need a blog.
me: You totally should do one. I'd read it!
bear: Yeah, today I'd write about how I hung a plumb* bob.
me: Um, nevermind.
bear blows nose loudly
rio: Why you did blow your nose?
bear: To get to the other side.
So, we're going to put more stuff in the dumpster Bear had delivered last week and try to find Rio's pants. Can you top that?!
*I'm guessing the plumb I used is the correct tool-type one and he's not planning to hang fruit from the ceiling?! Of course, one never knows....