Seriously. Spicoli, or his more clever dock working doppelganger, won on Jeopardy tonight. I'm telling you because I know you ain't into intellectual per suits, like me.
Really though? That last sentence makes the hair on my arms stand up and creates an overwhelming NEED for a red pen ... but I couldn't concentrate on the show due to the heightened 'I can't believe Spicoli is winning' mantra running through my melon.