Just did another pee test. I should keep track of menstrual crapola here because I really am horrible at doing it in my calendar. I'm going to eat sushi because if I am pregnant, no more sushi. I know that doesn't make sense but it makes more sense than this true story....

My grandmother is a tad bit loopy. She is a bunch younger than my grandfather, she's blond and was a wicked babe back in the day. It is the time of the big Tylenol scare....

me: Gram, you have Tylenol in your medicine cabinet. Haven't you seen the bizillion warnings about Tylenol?

gram: I know, I know. I'm not going to take any of those until the scare is over.

She is not biologically related to me, although I've often thought it's a shame.