I commit a stupid amount of brain space completely convinced that I'm going to win MegaMillions one day. Seriously, I play sporadically, I always get quick picks and one scratch-off*, and I'm about 92% positive that I shall one day have my picture taken in bad light holding a giant check.
Lots of things are wrong with me. This is but one.
Really, though, it's probably a good thing if I don't win. Due to the irrational belief that boatloads of cash are imminent, I'm always planning my list of things to buy.
Here is the latest addition to the insane shit I'd buy with lottery money.
*I win on the scratch-offs a LOT! Never big money, but pretty consistent cover-the three-bucks-I-just-threw-away money. Even that messes with the lottery portion of my brain. The guy says, 'Ooo, lucky again!' and I think 'Fuck, I hope this doesn't mean I won't win the millions'. At this point even I am starting to wonder which blow to the head or pill off the floor has so damaged my melon ....