it's been a while
... and I don't have time now, but I'm tempted to continue here so, here we go!*From this morning's overheard conversation in the bathroom while Bear does Rio's hair*
Bear: Rio, if you don't hold still I'm going to chuck you in a snowbank.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you chuck me in a snowbank, I'll light you on fire.
Bear: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll throw you out that window.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll stick earrings all over your face.
Bear: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll brush your teeth with sandy earthworms.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll brush your teeth til they fall out.
Bear: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll tickle you til you throw up.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll dress you up like a girl and make you go to the Princess Ball and drink wine.
Bear: ... ... ...
Evidently the threat of being pimped out trumps Daddy - The Insult Hairstylist.
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I love those overheard conversations. I'm glad you shared this. It put me in mind of my own family's "I'll poke you in the eye with (insert outlandish noun here) wars.
It's good to hear from you.
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