it's been a while
... and I don't have time now, but I'm tempted to continue here so, here we go!*From this morning's overheard conversation in the bathroom while Bear does Rio's hair*
Bear: Rio, if you don't hold still I'm going to chuck you in a snowbank.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you chuck me in a snowbank, I'll light you on fire.
Bear: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll throw you out that window.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll stick earrings all over your face.
Bear: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll brush your teeth with sandy earthworms.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll brush your teeth til they fall out.
Bear: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll tickle you til you throw up.
Rio: Oh yeah, if you do that, I'll dress you up like a girl and make you go to the Princess Ball and drink wine.
Bear: ... ... ...
Evidently the threat of being pimped out trumps Daddy - The Insult Hairstylist.
